Thursday, February 12, 2009

Natalie Portman is HILARIOUS




So I just started listening to the new Lonely Island CD. And Natalie Portman is on a song called Natalie's rap. And it's absolutely hilarious. And to make it even better I'm pretty sure Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock is also on the track, albeit in a bit part.

I still can't figure out how to post mp3's but here's the link to the song on youtube. Let me know if you enjoy it.

UPDATE::

Here's the official video, censored. I think the song by itself might be more funny. But its definitely Spaceman.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Batman New ERA's




Someone get me one these jaunts immediately! No joke. They come out this month.

Teaser trailer for Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds



Honestly, this is the movie I'm most excited about seeing this summer but this trailer actually made me a little bit worried for a couple of reasons. The basic plot behind Inglorious Basterds (and yes I'm spelling it right), is that Brad Pitt leads a company of brave Jewish soldiers to kill a bunch of Nazis. How could they screw that up? Well I thought they couldn't, but this admittedly (pretty much) worthless trailer has me a little worried. Firstly, two of the Jewish guys are played by Ryan from The Office and that little dude who thought he was asian from Not Another Teen Movie. Im not sure if these are the perfect characters to play Jews that might strike fear into the hearts of nazis and neo-nazis everywhere. Secondly,I'm starting to worry that watching Jews torture Nazis might not really be all that great, and because as of now the movie does not look half as stylized as I expected it to be it looks as if we might be forced to feel sorry for the Nazis? I'm sure this is all ridiculous and Tarantino will do as good a job as usual. After all, if in the trailer for Death Proof I had only seen the final scene where the girls kick the crap out of Stuntman Mike, I might have ended up feeling sorry for the crazy d-bag. That's why movies>trailers. So hopefully this somewhat underwhelming half-trailer means nothing but we'll just have to see in August. Or at least when the real trailer comes out.

Oh and I got the link from EW's popwatch blog

much too tired to add detail to this post but if you want to see a fuller version of the teaser trailer you can find it here: http://theplaylist.blogspot.com/2009/02/full-inglourious-basterds-trailer-goes.html

F******* Sh*T


the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

I wouldn't recommend watching every one of the 27 minutes of this but it's entertaining for a minute or so. What exactly do it be? Just every single curse ever uttered in the sopranos. If you ever watched the show it's a nice way to reminisce, if not I guess it could be a fun sort of way to vent some anger? Or not. Just watch two minutes, I promise, it's entertaining. Oh and I got it from the highly esteemed Smoking Section.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Great post on NBA predestination from Straight Bangin'





A wonderful thing to read while in a repetitive lecture on the Victorian era and right after learning about Leibniz's theory of metaphysical predestination. Because it's actually interesting.

Obama doing ok







There's an obvious problem with the image of Obama as messiah as was clear last week with the failure of Daschle. The left-slanting Slate tells us all the good things that have happened here.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Wu Mixtape from The Smoking Section





Haven't listened to this yet, but it's basically a bunch of Wu classics, some remixed stuff and some new stuff. The guy who did the mixtape is Dj Cannon Banyon, not someone I'm familiar with. but here it is.

Oh and those Wu shoes are by alife, they make awesome shoes.

Hilarious Onion Article

CLICK HERE STOOPID

Sunday, November 23, 2008

808's and Heartbreaks Review



Kanye West’s new CD 808’s and Heartbreaks is a complete enigma; something that has to be separated from everything else he’s ever done. In fact, to enjoy the album you almost have to forget that it’s a product of Kaye West. Classifying its genre is near-impossible as it seems to be ¼ pop, ¼ R&B, ¼ Rap, and ¼ something totally new. As you know, if you’re even semi-cognizant, auto-tune is present throughout the entire album, which makes the voice just as unrecognizable as the music backing it. And as for that music, it’s spare in most places but occasionally erupts into an enormously busy mix of strings, synths, and vague beeps. The element which keeps the best of the songs afloat is this eruption of melody, the catchiness of which sustains entire songs as the listener waits to hear that refrain over and over again. Kanye keeps describing the music in various interviews as almost opera-like, and it does have a sweeping quality to it, with an additional pop sensibility (what with the refrains and all) which makes the whole thing very listenable. Look at it this way: If you’re a Hip-Hop purist and nothing else, you’re going to loathe this album. But if you like pop music at all, you’ll probably love it.

The album opens with the six-minute long ‘Say You Will,’ a total misstep and something that’ll probably turn off a lot of people when they first hear it. The song plods along with an irritating series of bleeps in the background, Kanye whining at his most irritating as a choir slowly moans along with him in the background. The next song, ‘Welcome to Heartbreak’ featuring talented newcomer Kid Cudi is a good deal better, featuring a brilliant chorus, and verses in which Kanye meditates on exactly what’s wrong with his life. These two songs are almost throwaways compared to the next six, all of which are lovingly crafted pop gems. The first of these is ‘Heartless,’ which is likely to be the most popular song from the entire album, featuring an incredibly catchy and well-sung chorus and verses which are actually rapped. Next up is ‘Amazing’ which true to its name is probably the best song on the album. The beat is incredible, and the piano loop on the song is addictive. That melody combined with Jeezy’s grunted ad-libs and killer verse make for a total success. Next up is ‘Love Lockdown’ which you’ve probably already heard. It’s pretty good. The heartbeat in the background works next to Kanye’s decent-sounding laments and when the piano and beat come in for the chorus, the song speeds up and gets even better. It’s about two minutes too long though, and those extra two minutes keep you from the second-best song on the album, ‘Paranoid.’ This is another song (along with ‘Amazing’) you’re likely to hear on the radio way too often, but it’s almost worth it. The song is a combination of rapping, singing, incredible melody on the hook and very talented guest vocal from unknown Mr. Hudson. Next up is ‘Robocop’ a song which wouldn’t be all that good if it weren’t for the bridge, which just consists of Kanye singing “OK, OK” over and over again. Trust me, it’s fucking great and it makes the entire song better. The last good song in the streak of six is ‘Streetlights,’ which is perhaps the best example of a song that simply doesn’t belong on a rap album. It’s good though, quiet chorus and simple melody, with powerful beat permeating the entire thing and making it a bang a little bit. After this comes the worst song on the album, the insufferably whiny ‘Bad News’ in which Kanye does his best to sound like Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin and fails in the worst way. ‘See You in My Nightmares’ is a mixed bag, with Lil Wayne putting forth a stronger and more emotional performance than Kanye does. It’s definitely decent but a little too weird for the mainstream and a little too slow-paced for multiple listens. The penultimate song ‘Coldest Winter’ is growing on me, but it’s still a little whiny and slow and anyone who identifies with the machismo of most rap will throw it away in disgust. Lastly, Kanye has included a live performance of a song called ‘Pinnochio’ which seems to have no place on the album and is annoying and tedious.

Overall the album is pretty damn good, bolstered by that six song streak in its center. It’s obvious that Kanye was especially inspired this time around by his mother’s death and his subsequent breakup with his long time girlfriend. According to Kanye, the entire project was completed in about two weeks in an almost Keroucian frenzy. Due to this creative style, you can’t consider it to be a normal Kanye album and if you do, you’ll probably be disappointed. Instead think of it as a pop side project from an extremely talented artist. Looking at it this way reveals that 808’s and Heartbreaks is a painstakingly crafted opus in which Kanye shows an amazing amount vulnerability (even for him) and in doing so succeeds in making a very human, very enjoyable album.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Ludacris: new mixtape, new single, new political insight

Luda's been a busy man recently. He dropped the mixtape The Preview: Gangsta Grillz (with DJ Drama), the two highlights of which are Big Ass House, a semi-mockery of Rick Ross's The Boss, and Politics, which Fox News has decided to speak about as if it were co-penned by Obama himself.



I'm actually surprised that Hannity had that many people against him on his own show.

Ludacris's the Preview is nothing special, but his new single is a complete banger, featuring Chris Brown and Sean Garrett. Download it here.

Other good songs to check out on the preview if you just can't get enough Luda: Smokin Big Kill ft. Shawnna (a female rapper in the usual slutty mold), Throw it up feat. Wayne (I will be driving like Ricky Bobby) and Busta (who goes hard), and I'm a Dog, and Look What I Got, both featuring Playaz Circle

Oh and it's a preview because Luda's new album, Theatre of the Mind, is slated to be released October 21st. Sorry about the extra itlaics, damn things wouldn't go away. Please try to keep the complaints to a minimum in the comments section, those things are already so overloaded.

Semi-New Direction and Stupid Kanye Vest


I've decided that I'm going to do something new with this website. Originally I had created the blog (at 4 am when i could not get to sleep) as a forum for writing, hopefully about pop culture, and definitely about music. However, as anyone who reads this regularly has noticed (and I have no idea if you exist) this has mostly been a collection of links thrown up semi-randomly whenever I get the notion that it's time to post. This has resulted in a mishmash of linking nonsense with only a couple of worthwhile posts thrown into the mix every once in a while.

I've decided to change this by being more consistent in writing reviews of new music, both cds and mixtapes. Now usually I don't like to write reviews of cd's as soon as they come out, because my opinion (like many other people I know) changes with each consecutive listen. To remedy this, Im going to review new material several times over, so I will post a first listen review, and then several follow up reviews.

So, if anyone checks this regularly, be excited. Im going to do something!